As first-time parents, we signed up for the “how-to-have-baby-class.”

Not sure if I would completely categorize the four 3-hour sessions a complete waste of time, but it comes close.

In all honesty, you could have sent us home with a copy of the PowerPoint presentation.

Overall, it was interesting, scary, and gross. It is nice to have some idea as to what is going to happen, and hear about all the options in a pre-labor setting.

All-in-all, between mother nature and the well-trained medical staff at Fairview Hospital, we are confident that Stewie can be born without taking a class on how to have a baby.

I am also confident that when I remind Meghan to breathe, she’s gonna tell me to leave the room (not in such a nice way).