Registry.
A less rude way of saying, “we don’t trust your gift purchasing skills, please choose from list list of thing we would really rather have.”
The wedding registry was easy. Cruising around Crate Barrel picking out all the things you like, all the things that go with your “style,” your favorite color, and your favorite wood tone.
Baby registry is a nightmare.
It is no longer about what you like, or what looks good. Now you have to worry about things like safety, usage, upgradeability, and longevity.
There is so much pressure to not pick the wrong car seat, the wrong crib, the wrong bottles, or even the wrong stroller.
You decision could harm your child.
But then I remember back to when I was a kid, playing on sharp metal playgrounds built on large concrete pads and I survived.
So feel free to check out our baby registry at Babies R Us. Hopefully the only thing that will harm him is the monkey theme we chose for the nursery.




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